Comedy Club Menu

At Hurricane Comedy Cove, you can see some of the brightest comedy stars around, all while you wine and dine on the most refreshing drinks and delicious dishes in the Hudson Valley from our Comedy Club Menu.

You can also choose to enjoy our “Dinner And A Show” special. You’ll get a ticket for the show, and you’ll be served a mouth-watering meal before the curtain comes up. Everything’s included for one great price.

After you’re seated inside Hurricane Comedy Cove, you can choose from our Comedy Club Menu’s enticing appetizers and top shelf cocktails. Either way, let us tantalize your tastebuds while our talent tickles your funny bone!


Drinks | Carmine's Comedy Club


Voodoo Juice  – With five different Cruzan rums (coconut, mango, pineapple, banana, light), orange juice, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice

Hurricane Margarita - Tequila Hornitos Plata, Grand Marnier, Simple syrup and freshly squeezed lime juice

Tropical Hurricane – Cruzan Guava and Mango rums, pineapple juice, orange juice, splash of grenadine and Myer's Dark Rum floater

Caribbean Blue – Cruzan light Rum, Cruzan Banana Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and a splash of soda

Corona Rita – 7 oz. Corona served in a margarita made Tequila Hornets Plato

Bahama Mama - Malibu Coconut Rum, Cruzan Light Rum, orange juice and pineapple juice

Surfer Sangria - Barefoot Sangria, orange juice and freshly squeezed lemon and lime

Chocolate Martini - Chocolate Vodka, Crème de Cocoa, Half and Half and garnished with Hershey chocolate swirl

Margarita Sunrise - Tequila Hornitos Plata, Triple Sec, orange juice and grenadine

Pina Colada - This sweet cocktail is made with Cruzan Rum, Coconut Cream, and pineapple juice

Food | Carmine's Comedy Club


Buffalo Calamari – Fried Calamari tossed in buffalo sauce served with blue cheese

Flat Bread Pizza – Topped with crispy bacon, chicken cutlet, and creamy Ranch sauce

Risotto Croquettes – Creamy Risoto rolled in panko served with marinara sauce

Ricotta Wonton Wrappers – Crispy wonton wrappers filled with herbed ricotta cheese and served with a marinara dipping sauce

Hurricane Wings – served up in your choice of delicious sauces

Make it a complete night out with our special Dinner And A Show package. You'll get you choice of an appetizer, salad, and entree, plus you'll get one ticket to that night's comedy show, all for one low price!


Riptide Calamari

Tender calamari, lightly breaded and fried.

Served with a sweet red chili sauce.

Hurricane Nachos

Crip tortilla chips loaded with house chili, queso cheese and jalapenos.

Drizzled with Ancho lime sauce and topped with diced tomatoes, red onions and sour cream.


Cabana Blue salad

Mixed greens with honey-roasted pecans, tomatoes and dried cranberries.

Served with Honey lime dressing.

Mixed Green Salad

Mixed greens, tomatoes, onions and mixed cheddar cheese.

Served with house balsamic dressing.


Yuengling Beer-Battered Fish & Chips

A generous lightly fried Haddock fillet with a side of tartar sauce.

Served with Natural-Cut Fries and classic coleslaw.

Beachside Chicken

Chicken breasts grilled and topped with sautéed onions, peppers, bacon, melted cheddar jack cheese, drizzled with honey lime dressing.

Hurricane Jumbo Wings 

Famous Jumbo Crispy Wings fried to perfection, tossed with the sauce of your choice up to 35 flavors. Served with celery and blue cheese.

Island Castaway Shrimps

Grilled Shrimp perfectly seasoned with our Smokey Mesquite rub and drizzled with our Garlic Parm sauce.

Served with Cilantro Rice and Garlic Parm Broccoli.

Classic Steakhouse Burger or Veggie Burger

A half-pound of delicious beef smothered in melted cheddar cheese, topped with maple dunked bacon slices, sautéed onions in a tangy steak sauce, and layered with our famous lightly fried jumbo onion rings.

Served with Natural Cut-Fries.

Beach Fajita Rice Bowl

Mesquite grilled chicken, cheddar jack cheese, grilled peppers and onions over cilantro lime rice and served with a spicy cream sauce, guacamole, sour cream and salsa.

Just an additional $35 per person

*Additional nutritional information available upon request. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutritional advice, but calorie needs vary.

Dinner package available in addition to regular ticket price, which may vary. Price does not include comedy show ticket. Tax and gratuity extra. Please arrive 2 hours prior to show time.

Drinks not included. Tax and gratuity extra.